my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
We were driving past a cemetery and my Dad said in a dead serious quiet voice “I know something you don’t know about this place. The people living in this town aren’t allowed to be buried here.” And I was really confused so I asked why and he said
"Because they’re still alive."
Fuck you, Dad, with your creepy Dad jokes.
As dad jokes go, that one IS rather unsettling O.O
HUVr introduces the new hoverboard to be released in December 2014 [x]
THIS IS NOT A TEST!!! REPEAT THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!
THEYRE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OUT TILL 2015
Im literally crying, i need this so bad.
this thing is going to cause so many concussions
We still need a bunch of shitty Jaws movies and flying cars, but we’re well on our way.
Okay nevermind it actually looks like they’re like fake >:/