Posted 53 minutes ago

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Posted 1 hour ago

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

Posted 3 hours ago

barlightsprettygirls:

theyearofinsatiablesilence:

this was the best filler episode of all time.

the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers

(Source: zitaodds)

Posted 4 hours ago

frantzfandom:

adriofthedead:

vinegod:

magic isn’t real and printer ink is expensive by electrolemon

these vines are getting fucking ridiculous

im so mad

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago
katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

(Source: blowsive)

Posted 7 hours ago
kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"
"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"

"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

(Source: inkpanic)

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago
neopoint:

 woah bitch the fuck was that for

neopoint:

woah bitch the fuck was that for

(Source: xperiane)

Posted 10 hours ago